“oh my god you’re 25? really??? you don’t look like it AT ALL….” - yeah, sorry i’m an exception to the usual michigander rule that says you have to look 20 years older than your actual age and be 60 pounds heavier than a healthy adult. oh and by the way…yes i did eat a cheeseburger today, i ate two of them. and i didn’t throw up after. DEAL WITH IT.
