July 2010
2 posts
............in addition
looking back on previous posts (and lack thereof) i have realized this already is a drunken blog. but clearly not updated in accordance…………….
since no one that i know reads this blog of mine, i have just decided to turn it into …….a drunken blog. wait i have to find out if i have made this searchable, on like, google and stuff. this is always embarrassing in the morning.
but it makes sense right now, as i sip a whiskey and water….
May 2010
5 posts
it is 6:49. brit and i will not fall asleeep
I AM NO LONGER DRUNK. NOW I AM PISSED WAITING FOR AN HOUR TO PASS BEFORE WE CAN BUY MORE BEER. I WILL NOT FALL ASLEEP. I WILL NOT BE THE 99%.
i am bakc in the restaurantu business and totally drunk. our manager got fired for bangin all the chicks, getting one prego, there was a catfight. the other manager is bangin a host….wonton, a server is getting moved up to managment but she was banging the first manager first and took pictures of him in the bushes kissing the other girl he got fired over. SHIT IS AWESOME.
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March 2010
1 post
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February 2010
2 posts
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my bio is no longer correct. i am 26. birthdays are depressing.
January 2010
2 posts
4 tags
forgive me. but i’m going to mention tiger. i think he’s a little weirdo, BUT, i have to give him credit for going to get treatment, and at the rehab he chose. its a dump but its known for results. that to me, proves he really wants help and isn’t just finding some lavish rehab to get it. i have hope for you tiger.
December 2009
7 posts
4 tags
chris: the paint
the front bumper
Casey: lol
what the fuck do you want me to get
chris: maybe you could save and get a cheap paint job
Casey: an......ice cream paint job
chris: or put an ad on CL for somone to do it
yeah you middle school cool girl
Casey: haha
chris: Ihope the interior looks better
Casey: the windows are tinted like a G
chris: yeah, G's love those cars
I bet we could paint it
Casey: we could paint it awesome
chris: you want to make it awesome
Casey: i could get some blendy pens from the as seen on tv store
November 2009
10 posts
i have been super out of it lately. yuck.
Skinny Jeans Are Fucking Illegal, You Guys. Bro... →
bonerparty:
“Skinny pants” are the newest rage, and at least one area school district is aiming to keep them off school campuses. Seth Chamlee, a student at Kimbrough Middle School in Mesquite, found that out the hard way on Tuesday. School administrators gave him a choice: Go home, or trade his skin-tight skinny pants for slacks provided by the school. He went home. And he’s going to stay...
todays conclusion:
nothing beats going to a library.
to live:
alaskamiller:
You are not the first, and you will not be the last, to turn 25. Don’t get too wrapped up in jealousy of those ahead of you or those behind you. In someways you’re like the others but you’re also unlike them. The four ID cards in your wallet proves that. Don’t pretend the opposite, even for just a little bit.
Understand that whatever you think or decide now is just a...
casey: south carolina has a button museum
the button king lives there
his car is encrusted in buttons
and it says "BUTTON KING" on it
and an american flag
chris: stop it
casey: he has a piano encrusted in buttons
you google assholes. INVITE ME TO WAVE. i promise i won’t use it to prank people i PROMISE.
ME: i wish i had more time....
GOD: GRANTED.
October 2009
15 posts
VOTE FOR ME →
American Apparel costume contest.
“can’t you look it up in your computer system?” - are you f*cking kidding me? this is a kiosk in the mall. not circut city. though i do pray for the day when there is a directory of “all things cell phone cases” for the KIOSK. there is none right now. if i say we don’t have it, let me check in the drawer. we still don’t have it. thats it. that is the end. ...
debated on whether or not i should take a shower. came to a “no”.(even though i hadn’t showered in a day) made red koolaid and pour-over chedder popcorn, turned netflix on my laptop and crawled into bed. 20 mins into the movie….i spill red koolaid all over myself with my slippy cheese hands like a cartoon. LUCKILY none got on the computer or any of my books i have right by...
i am sick →
of hearing fat people whine about how “hated” they are and then telling a thinner person to go eat a cheeseburger. i eat lots of cheeseburgers. and i don’t puke them up. if you get “protected” to be overweight, i want to be protected over the fact that I am little. you whiny fat assholes. dishing out the hate and not being able to take it.
i will be working in district 5 tonight. which means i will have a dairy queen not five feet away from me. and a bookstore. i’m trying to SAVE money godamnit.
i like getting all the tumblr updates from the midwest and east coast talking about how they don’t know how to turn on their heat so they have resorted to drinking.
its cold in my house too but mostly because we don’t like bills.
so NASA flies two rockets into the moon. to crash. on purpose.
one to crash so hard it makes a big cloud of debris and dust for the other to fly through and analyze all the particles to see if there is any water or ice in it.
well the first one crashed and hardly made a dent. so the second one just flew around in nothingness.
so they don’t have enough debris to make an analysis of...
“oh my god you’re 25? really??? you don’t look like it AT ALL….” - yeah, sorry i’m an exception to the usual michigander rule that says you have to look 20 years older than your actual age and be 60 pounds heavier than a healthy adult. oh and by the way…yes i did eat a cheeseburger today, i ate two of them. and i didn’t throw up after. DEAL WITH IT.
butter knives are utterly useless. they can’t cut through anything and i can just as easily spread my butter around with something that does, or a spoon for that matter. butter knives are for egotistical assholes. especially when that asshole has 40 of them but only 3 knives that actually do something.
i have got about a billion and one things irritating the piss out of me today. you don’t even know.
September 2009
11 posts
Dear Candy- the woman who had my phone number before me, I was okay, when you’re (mother??) called, leaving me messages. On what time to pick up Shaquanda from school. I have also been fine with the fact that I have received multiple text messages from some kind of online calendar of yours, telling me when to register the kiddos for school, Daruis’s birthday…those such things.
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my biggest fear is that i’m going to accomplish all these goals and things that i have set out to do for myself and others the next five years. that i’ll accomplish all of them and still wake up feeling the exact same way as i do right now.
and the more i think about it, the more i realize that i probably will, feel the same exact way, just with new goals, different people (some the...
i have just found the best craigslist ad EVER. i... →
skunks are obnoxious. what the f*** is up with clarkston road? the smell of skunk is so energetic and rotten that my nose started to mistake it for a burnt plastic casserole.
